Do'an wan choo

I am testing Mommy this week because she has been driving me crazy with all of her rules. Why can't I have things my way, like wear shorts in the rain? Why must I do things that I'd rather not do, like change my poopy diaper or leave a fun place? What is the rush? The reasons Mommy give me are lame! Mommy gives me choices between two things, but I'm smarter than that because I never hear what I want to do. I recently learned a very useful phrase - "Do'an wan choo" (Don't want to), so I use it often, along with "no way" or no response. I don't see why I have to listen to Mommy when I have a mind of my own! But I hate it when she warns me with a 1-2-3 countdown or timeout, and I usually comply when she pulls those out. But until she does, I protest "do'an wan choo" and raise a rukus for as long and as vehemently as I can!