Turn off this switch!

Who turned the bitch switch on? The week after I turned 3 1/2, I decided to turn extremely particular. If I don't get exactly what I want, when I want it, I become testy, foul and scream bloody murder at the top of my lungs! My parents are so lame sometimes and can't get anything right. I need the exact bowl I have in mind, a particular meal from a certain restaurant, to have the snack I want without telling you what it is. And I want all these things NOW; I cannot tolerate waiting even one minute. My parents' patience is wearing thin on my rock star demands. They believe I have confused them for the Four Seasons! I must really be pushing their buttons. They have ignored my screaming for over an hour, ejected me from a restaurant, denied me all sorts of privileges, even let me pee in my pants! It is so irritating that screaming isn't getting me what I want! I get so infuriated that it makes me scream even more! I am going to keep testing them. Whose will do you think will persevere - theirs or mine?

Friends always say that I seem like such an easy, well behaved and obedient girl. Boy, they really don't know me, do they??

Note: Things are returning peaceful again 2 weeks later.